> Examine room.
Your name is KANKRI. As was already stated it is your THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY. As you look around your room, you happily take note of the fact that it’s entirely BARE so as to avoid causing UNNECESSARY OFFENSE TO ANYONE. Your interests include SOCIAL JUSTICE, BEING CONDESCENDING, PINING INCESSANTLY OVER YOUR EX, and THAT’S KIND OF IT.
Anyone examining your room and interests would immediately notice that you’re KIND OF A BORING ASSHOLE, and you probably would too if you weren’t SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS ALL THE TIME.
What will you do?